Girls Dresses on Sitcoms

If I was a girl, and I was stranded on a desert island with only one article of clothing, I would make sure it was a twirlygirl reversible girls dresses.  That way it's two in one.  I could wear one side for my casual outings during the day to gather seashells and coconuts and what nots.  The other side, I could wear to formal gatherings.  The professor would be my date.  He loves girls dresses, so he would really appreciate what I was wearing.  But at least he's gender neutral asexual.  Not like the Skipper, that dude is all hands.  And Gilligan is a child.  He wouldn't know what to do with me.  He doesn't even like a girl in a dress.  He prefers his women in overalls, like Mary Ann.  Wow.  Think about her for a second.  She was the second hottest chick on that island.  First hottest was Lovely Howell.  Yeah, that's right.  The old bag.  She was rich and such.  Oh, did you think I was going to say Ginger.  What a freaking head case that broad is.  It's just not worth it, no matter how good she looks in a dress... or out of one, for that matter.  Where does she get off thinking she's famous.  She's famous adjacent.  They said she was a movie star, but she was a tv star at best.  One series wonder, as evidenced by the fact that she never worked again.   And she always looked good.  She had girls dresses for every occasion a girl could imagine on that show. 
You know which one of the girls really looked good in dresses.  Jeannie from I dream of Jeannie.  I liked how she called that dude master.  That just feels right, don't you think.  If I had her, I'd keep her stuck in that bottle all day, and only let her come out at night to do her thing.  Then back you go, woman!  And take off that cute little girls dress!  That's a deal breaker.  And grant me three wishes.  I'm not setting you free until I get all three wishes.  And you know what the fourth wish is going to be, don't you?  That's right.  Three more wishes!   Psyche!  I out thunk you, and you got magic powers.  And some magic looking girls dresses.  That'll serve you right.  You mess with the best when you be wearing girls dresses!  Ha-ha!  I'm nuts! 
I guess the hottest women every to wear girls dresses is Edna from the Facts of Life.  Edna's Edibles!  Oh, yeah.  Didn't she also have a catering store?  What evs!  Mrs. Garret you are 24 carat!  But her in some girls dresses, take her out on the town, and wipe off that frown you clown.  So there's really a lot you can do if the dresses are good enough for the girls.  You can even dress up an old bag and make her look like a girl. That's the magic of wearing a beautiful dresses for girls.  It can totally change her!  Girls dresses are the best kind in the world.  I give them 5 stars.  Go here, http://www.twirlygirlshop.com